February 2011
4 posts
A whole week later...
I’ve had a whole week to see if I feel like I’m doing what I should be and I still don’t know. Its very strange to realize I have no idea what I’m doing with my life, but from the outside it looks like I know exactly where I’m headed.
president's day...
I didn’t even realize that tomorrow was a holiday, until reminded by KMH. None the less I am now PISSED I don’t have this holiday off. really i just absolutely do not want to work tomorrow….or maybe ever.
Sunday to do:
1-work out
2-go to grocery store
3-plan weekly dinners
4-read educational book
5-laundry
6-clean apartment
7-enjoy BEAUTIFUL weather (outside biz)
8-watch DVR shows/netflix
whoopsies. the crossed out doesn’t mean completed it means what is ACTUALLY going to happen. i am a disgusting disgusting person inside on this 77 degree day.
it's happening...
I am literally having a quarter-life (hopefully not mid-life) crisis at the age of 26. I mean I literally have spent this day questioning what I am doing with my life, what I have done with my life, and what I want to do with my life, and I am not really sure I ever really reached any sort of answer/I don’t know if it’s possible to…..i hate this/feel sick…..damn you free...
January 2011
2 posts
why is it so hard?
I don’t know why I can’t seem to balance my life. I feel like I will never grow up….And why does it happen that everything goes along fine for a little while, and then once one thing starts to bobble, everything and every part of your life becomes a mess. I try so hard to be a mature grown up, but it seems that I end up short in one area, then another, then another…..a...
December 2010
8 posts
Something is not right...
I mean I am usually not right, but I have been getting teary eyed at the strangest things….things that actually, usually make me want to vom in my mouth. hmmm not the monthly visitor either, am I getting soft in my old age? Most likely not…I’ve never been too sweet.
ultimate x-mas movies:
1-Home Alone
2-Home Alone 2
3-Elf
…..will be updating as I remember/decide….
things I am already annoyed with at 6:08am:
1-For the third night in a row I woke up at 3am after only sleeping for 4 hours, even after taking an ambien and muscle relaxant
2-my chin and shoulders are really itchy, I mean REALLY itchy. I have resorted to using the sharp side of a velcro piece I found to scratch it.
3-I finally went to the doctor yesterday and started taking my medicines, but I still can not breathe, have ear pain, and...
this time it's going to stick....
right? Ok so I have never been fully committed to this blog biz obviously, but I think it’s time to try. Of very important significance I have found a bagel place in T-town that I LOVE! it’s called old school bagel cafe, and I discovered it 3 days ago, and I have been there 4 times….this is not ok. I guess it’s time to get back to working on that whole moderation thing. I...
July 2010
1 post
Just became conscious...
After my first 18 hour day. This is just not going to work for me…
April 2010
1 post
March 2010
5 posts
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
4 posts
seriously?!
I have had enough of this disgusting weather. First it snowed 3 feet LITERALLY, then it was -25 degrees for two straight weeks LITERALLY, and now there has been so much fog that you can’t see, and apparently when there is fog overnight and it’s cold it freezes on the ground and makes ice….and then you fall down your driveway and have to take an assessment of your well being...
“I think Colt’s extra chromosome has finally gotten the best of him.”
– Dr. EKB.
She thinks that when people are extraordinary or excel in any way (great, weird, awkward) it is as a result of an extra chromosome. And she’s a doctor, so I believe her. She is still searching for the Hale chromosome.
(via whatthehale)
ummm no i think this because he looks like he...
December 2009
5 posts
Vegas or Bust.
Mama H: I didn't even bring a swim suit.
Papa H: Neither did I.
Bro H: Me neither.
Me: Me neither.
Sis H: That's all I brought ...
That's all I ever wear.....mostly because I have such a slammin bod.
This year in Mrs. Hale's preschool classroom's...
whatthehale:
(sing - out loud, hopefully - to the tune of If You’re Happy and You Know It)
Santa’s little elf is on my nose,
Santa’s little elf is on my nose,
He is on my nose, then off away he goes,
Now there is no elf on my nose!
Santa’a little elf is on my knee,
Santa’a little elf is on my knee,
He is on my knee, watch and he will flee!
Now there is no elf on my knee.
Santa’s...
November 2009
2 posts
SNEAK PEEK: Kim Zolciak Performs ‘Tardy for the... →
whatthehale:
You’ll die.
O…….M……G……I am so happy this exists
October 2009
10 posts
....My brother....
6 year old brother: how old are you?
Me: 55
Brother: no way. If you were 55 you would have a baby and your arms would be a lot bigger.
Me: what?!....ok.
“I found my catch phrase for the weekend. Thank you Space Jam.”
– Bowlsby. Y’ALL READY FOR THIS! (or Jock Jams … whatever)
Inspired by a Text From Last Night …
(705): You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said “y’all ready for this”.
(via whatthehale)
most importantly, who let...
in the words of X-tina: "it just keeps gettin'...
I mean let’s be serious:
Monday-find out I have H1N1 flu AND pneumonia. score.
Tuesday-fall down stairs in my house where I am quarantined and it hurt and I thought I was injured and then realized there was NO ONE to help me…..and then I got to thinking about how I am going to me alone forever and there will never be anyone to help me when I fall down the stairs, b/c let’s...
September 2009
15 posts
UPDATE!
Dear KMH, this update is for you. So that you may be kept up to date with my lingo….I know you have been a fan of the previous overused and completely appropriate sayings “not right” and “too much”, now I present to you my newest favorite. Scenario set-up—> when anyone asks me anything, even if I know the answer or might have some inkling of anything about...
At what point did I become a “ma’am”?! Ugh….I think I’m too young for this?
Things I am annoyed with today:
1-cranky people (hello? I am cranky too.)
2-spiders in my house. need i say more?
3-doing laundry takes at least twice as long as I think it will b/c I forget about it, increasing the between cycle time-frame and also b/c I always forget that each load actually has to go through TWO machines, thus doubling the time needed. hate it.
4-my armpits will not be cooperative with my new...
I can not tell a lie
I am ob-sessed(!) With my snuggie! Not right.
“I can not be involved with whackness”
– housewives of atlanta (I hear that…..)
Unfortunately....
This is the time of day (after 5 hours of studying) that my headache/nausea/hip-arthritis/eye-sight-issues, set in. I have none of these actual illnesses, but everyday this same ‘syndome’ sets in….I guess it’s time to go to von maur and look at things that I’m too poor to buy.
Husker heartbreak.