December 2008
11 posts
Its official
Chelsea Handler used the word doy. I knew I was bringin it back appropriately….
Hmm
The best part of christmas partys is when someone shows up thinking its an ugly christmas sweater party……but its not
“The other day I did all these illegal things.”
– KMH -not true.
Me: “are you going to dinner at 4:10?”
KMH: “I said early”
My mom is dropping me off at a bar, in her...
rowrow:
…aaaand update— Turns out that was totally appropriate because the bar or “ultra lounge” where she dropped me off turned out to be a glorified high school house party, complete with zero adult supervision (or any type of carding whatsoever), teenagers, teenagers making out in a corner, drunk girl puking on the floor, drunk teen bartender breaking beer bottles and spilling jaeger, (obvi...
I finally watched my DVR'ed office:
“An intervention, it’s sort of hard to describe but really it’s a coming-together— it’s a surprise party! For people, who are— who have addictions. And you get in their face and you scream at them and you make them feel really badly about themselves. And then they stop.” -MIchael Scott
This episode was too much. no wait, not too much because there can...
shout out!
to KMH:
oh hot damn. this is my jam….
slide it out, and LET THE PLAYAS KNOW.
Update!
In case you see me on the street and do a double take a wonder if it is me, it is. I just now have pencil thin eyebrows bc I opted for a $12 wax….times are hard in this economy. Damn being poor.
The thing is...
I can not be bothered today because I am v busy listening to b spears new cd and putting on my new true shimmers berry notanical chapstick.
Despy
I just sat in my car applying cuticle cream so I didn’t have to go into this place school sent me this week. Very pathetic but by the end of the week I will not have hang nails, probably ever.