UPDATE!
Dear KMH, this update is for you. So that you may be kept up to date with my lingo….I know you have been a fan of the previous overused and completely appropriate sayings “not right” and “too much”, now I present to you my newest favorite. Scenario set-up—> when anyone asks me anything, even if I know the answer or might have some inkling of anything about it, or I might even have an abundance of information on the topic my response is, “never heard of it/him/her”. Here are a few instances in which I have adopted its use, and also found it to be a perfect response:
1-nurse:”EKB, have you seen ‘so-and-sos chart’?”
Me: “Never heard of him.”
Nurse: “first of all you just left the room, and second of all it’s a woman.”
Me: “Never heard of her.”
2-classmate:”EKB, do you know where Sarah is?” (note Sarah is one of my roommates)
Me: “never heard of her.”
As you can obviously see, this response will serve you well and leave most people happy annoyed with you, but leave you not-involved and with no need to help them. Also most importantly you will find it funny, as you sit lazily without having to help anyone with things that you most likely know a lot about.
