in the words of X-tina: “it just keeps gettin’ better”
I mean let’s be serious:
Monday-find out I have H1N1 flu AND pneumonia. score.
Tuesday-fall down stairs in my house where I am quarantined and it hurt and I thought I was injured and then realized there was NO ONE to help me…..and then I got to thinking about how I am going to me alone forever and there will never be anyone to help me when I fall down the stairs, b/c let’s be serious it’s not if it happens again, it’s when. score.
Wednesday-had my FIRST cavity of my life filled today. I did not appreciate this maneuver…..my cavity was actually between two teeth which resulted in two tooths (teeth?) being drilled and gum pain…..apparently until forever….score.
I will be washing my hands constantly, drinking Emergen-C nasty drinks three times a day, taking all stairs like a 60 year old osteoporotic woman (holding handrails and cautiously taking each step) and finally flossing and brushing until my teeth shine shine shine.