This year in Mrs. Hale’s preschool classroom’s Christmas pageantry songs:
(sing - out loud, hopefully - to the tune of If You’re Happy and You Know It)
Santa’s little elf is on my nose,
Santa’s little elf is on my nose,
He is on my nose, then off away he goes,
Now there is no elf on my nose!
Santa’a little elf is on my knee,
Santa’a little elf is on my knee,
He is on my knee, watch and he will flee!
Now there is no elf on my knee.
Santa’s little elf is on my head,
Santa’s little elf is on my head,
He is on my head, but now must go to bed,
Now there is no elf on my head!
(Me: That’s it? Mom: That’s it. Cuz he’s in bed now.)
I think it’s better to just stick with: who’s face is on a quarter, on a quarter…..yadadyadayda I forget. but the point is it’s NOT george Bush.